Probably Stolen machines: What Each One Makes

Probably Stolen machine list and output

The Probably Stolen machines list in the table below covers the machine entries named in the cited lists and guides. The guide page describes 13 production, defense, power, and utility machines and adds the Vending Machine in 1.0. Each row gives the base value where the wiki lists one and the job each source describes; a dash means that source gives no value.

The Probably Stolen Wiki fan site, machines and modules collection describes the Hydroponic System, 3D Printer, and Moisture Farm. The Probably Stolen production guide explains how a printing job uses a selected chip, materials, power, and output space. These details make the table useful as a reference for what each machine needs or produces when those conditions are stated.

Probably Stolen production machines and their conditions

Probably Stolen production machines do not all work in the same way: some need power, some need inputs, and some process goods overnight. The Furnace needs power to smelt scrap metal or metal ore into ingots overnight. The Hydroponic System needs a supplied seed, power, and enough water before it can grow that seed overnight. These stated requirements help connect a machine's output to the materials and conditions listed for it.

The Moisture Collector's description ties its water output to two separate settings: Quality sets its tier, while Performance affects its yield. The Moisture Farm is described as producing water when given a container and energy. A game systems guide gives Moisture Farm yields of 850 mL with no Performance bonus, 1,700 mL at +100, and none at −100; those figures apply to that source's Moisture Farm description, not to every water machine.

The 3D Printer makes the product specified by its printing job. Its listed inputs are a selected chip and materials, and it also needs power and space for the output. The Machines and Modules collection describes it as printing chip blueprints from supplied materials overnight. Together, those descriptions identify both the job's role and the basic resources the printer uses, without specifying a price or a complete recipe for each possible item.

The bottle and chemistry machines cover different stages of production. The Bottle Printer uses power to make water containers, with a machine guide listing 450ml, 750ml, and 2l containers. The Evaporator processes a mixture overnight into a composition for the Chem Finisher, which turns a suitable mixture into the selected finished product. The available descriptions explain that sequence but do not list material recipes or machine costs.

Overnight utility, sales, and animal machines

The Robot Vacuum and Vending Machine have overnight roles that do not match the ingredient-processing machines. The Robot Vacuum collects droppings at night, and another machine guide says a vacuum robot stores animal feces overnight. The Vending Machine continues selling goods after the shop closes, according to a machine guide and a guide to the full release. Those descriptions identify collection and sales as their stated tasks.

The Wine Ager adds an extra day of aging to wine each night. That output is a change to the wine's aging, rather than a newly named material or container. The source descriptions do not give a capacity or a particular finished wine result, so the useful takeaway is the overnight aging function itself.

The Fish Tank raises fish such as tilapia, and the described growth sequence runs from roe to fry to adults. That gives the machine a clear production role based on raising fish over stages. The description does not state a time per stage or a yield, so this page lists only the fish raising and reproduction details that are given.

The Water Purifier handles water that already exists, converting contaminants into cleaner water. A guide also describes moisture collectors and purifiers as producing tested, filtered water for sale, while a separate systems guide identifies the Moisture Farm as producing source water. Read together, those entries describe water production and cleaning as distinct machine functions; they do not provide a shared price or a full set of water recipes.

Our take on Probably Stolen machines

The Probably Stolen machines descriptions show several practical production patterns: gather an input, provide power or another requirement, and let a machine process it overnight. The Furnace, Hydroponic System, 3D Printer, and Evaporator each have an overnight process described, while the Vending Machine continues sales after closing and the Wine Ager adds an aging day overnight. Those are concrete tasks a player can use to distinguish the machines without assuming that every machine follows the same schedule.

The clearest machine choices depend on the output needed. Metal ingots come from the Furnace, water comes from the Moisture Collector or Moisture Farm, and the Water Purifier makes contaminated water cleaner. The printer, bottle maker, finisher, and desequencer each produce a specified kind of item or result, while the Robot Vacuum and Fish Tank collect or raise animal-related goods. This grouping follows the stated outputs and does not assign extra costs or performance ratings.

The sources give more operating detail for some entries than for others. The Moisture Collector has Quality and Performance conditions, the Farm has three Performance yield examples in one guide, and the 3D Printer has stated input and space requirements. Other entries are described by their basic output or overnight task. A player comparing Probably Stolen machines can therefore use the table to identify the job first, then check the relevant in-game conditions for the machine they plan to use.

Frequently asked questions